I said no more Miers, but I just couldn't resist this
Here's a song to brighten your day. Pretty clever, I think.
(And here's the original for comparison).
And, since the author has solicited new stanzas, here are my offerings (the last one is based on the final stanza of the original):
Pundits, oh! they think I'm dumb,
They wish they could carry me home,
Next I'll nominate my mum,
Coming for to carry me home.
The brightest day that I can say,
In front of the Capitol dome,
'09 Inauguration Day,
Then I'm gonna carry me home.