You know you're a neocon when...
...you go to the library to read Commentary and find yourself spending four dollars to xerox the entire issue instead.
Maybe it's even time to get a subscription. It'll go nicely with my New Yorker.
So, let's see. You used to call yourself a liberal. But things changed after 9/11, and now you're not sure what to call yourself anymore. Try "neo-neocon" on for size.