More notes from the spam folder
This from Mister Ophelia Cummings, who not only undoubtedly shares a bit of life experience with "A Boy Named Sue," but has a parsimonious yet expressive way with words: down-down your weight.
That's the entire message, except for the link to a website.
And then there's Ms. Imogene Webber, who pulls no punches with the following subject heading from her enticing email: 64% of our members got laid.
Although, on reflection, one might wonder what Imogene actually means by that. Ever? In their entire lives? Or as a result of her fabulous website?
And, as with many polls, I wonder just how scientifically this one was conducted. No information is given about sample size, for example, as well as how the questions were actually worded. So how can we truly believe?
The body of Imogene's email goes on to say how its done, though: No cheezy pickup lines, no flowers, no walks on the beach, people here just want to have sex ;)
And girls just want to have fun. What a relief. The foreplay of all those walks along the beach can get so very tiresome.